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Three Weeks to Go! Team Dai Seeks Your Support

One of the highlights of living in Laos is the ability to cycle out of the city and in to the countryside within minutes. Who knew riding my bike would also open my world to a fun new group of people and the opportunity to reach out to my host country? If you’ve been following my Team Dai posts, then you know I’ve signed on for a fairly ridiculous challenge.

Here’s the scoop from the Team Dai organizers…
The Ride: Vientiane to Phonsavan, March 6-8
The Challenge: 400 kilometers (around 250 miles) with an increase in elevation of more than 2,000 meters (6,500 feet) in three days
The Riders: 30 local cyclists aged 16 to 60ish from more than 10 countries
The Reason: To raise funds and awareness for three great causes. Please click on the links to read more about the wonderful work these organizations are doing for the people here in Laos.

1. COPE: to build a mobile workshop (retro-fit a truck/van) and support an outreach program so they can get services, prosthetics, wheelchairs, etc. to disabled people in remote villages;
2. Handicap International: to support their group of UXO survivors who are lobbying for the Cluster Munitions Treaty to be signed by the final four countries (out of 30 needed) during the international conference planned for Vientiane in October 2010; and
3. Deak Kum Pa Orphanage (no link ’cause it doesn’t have a website): just outside of Luang Prabang in northern Laos, the orphanage is home to about 500 homeless and orphaned children and urgently needs funds to provide basic food, accommodation and teaching services.

We’re aiming to raise $20,000 (last year the team reached $16k) to be divided among the three causes (all riders pay their own costs), and we’d really appreciate your support. We have a fund raising plan, including corporate donations and a raffle in Vientiane. However with only three weeks left, we’d welcome any small cash donation towards the target.

I know people are suffering all over the world, and it seems every organization is knocking down your door for a donation, but I hope you’ll be able to scrounge up a wee bit to help me give back to this beautiful country.

Donations can be made using the PayPal service on the Team Dai website: www.teamdai.org. If you make a donation, please let me know so I can send you a big cyberhug and heartfelt thank-you!!

Shakespeare for Dummies

There’s not a lot going on in this sleepy hamlet of Vientiane, so when I get word of anything remotely interesting coming to town, I jump on it. Last night, a little crowd gathered in a small conference room at the Novotel to see Daniel Foley, who has performed his show “Shakespeare for Dummies” in more than 60 countries as part of his Performance Exchange project.

Foley shuffled on to the makeshift stage, held up a drink and told the audience, “We’ll get started in just a minute …” He pulled off his slacks to reveal a pair of jodhpurs and then wiggled in to a fitted velvet jacket with lace trim, and the transformation was complete.

The first half of Foley’s presentation featured random facts about life in Shakespeare’s time, interspersed with theatrical interpretations of historical events and bits from the Bard’s plays. He asked for volunteers and must have heard my psychic message: “Pick me! Pick me!” I was brought on stage to be Juliet. Mike, the husband of our school nurse, was singled out to be Romeo. Foley told me to kneel on a satin-slipcovered chair (aka the balcony), look longingly to the back of the room, and recite those famous lines: “Romeo! Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo?” So I did. Then he asked me to add a bit more drama, so I hammed it up with some drawn-out r-rolling and gesticulations. Then he asked, “Where did this play take place?” and the audience answered, “Verona!”

“Well, Romeo and Juliet must have had Italian accents then!” he exclaimed.

So I said my lines again: “Rrrromeo! Rrrromeo! Where-a-fore art-a thou, Rrrromeo?!” Mike then parroted Foley’s recitation of the “But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?” speech in a cheesy Italian accent and over-the-top gestures. We got a lot of laughs.

Mike must have made a good impression because it turned out to be The Mike Show for the rest of the evening. He took the stage again and again to play a Roman soldier, act out a speech from Othello, demonstrate stage combat, and more.

We all filed out of the conference room for a fancy buffet dinner, followed by a Shakespeare quiz, which Foley warned we “couldn’t win!” He tossed out lines, and the audience tried to guess the play. I knew ONE quote from Macbeth and a few from various comedies. Luckily there were several Shakespeare scholars in the room eager to show off their knowledge. During the Q&A, I did a few mental eyerolls when people asked pretentious questions framed in such a way to spotlight their obvious superior intelligence.

Mike and I asked Foley for a photo after the show, and I had to snicker when the deputy ambassador from Burma hopped up on the stage to pose with us.
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Friends in Town!

I’m sipping red wine and eating Turkish figs and chocolate-covered lokum, thanks to Tracey Z, who breezed in to town Saturday night with another friend, Andrea (and bags of special treats). They both teach at Koç School in Istanbul, where Tony and I got our first taste of international teaching. We worked and played with TZ back in 2004-5, so it was great to see her again! It doesn’t take long to show visitors around our little city of Vientiane. A mani-pedi here, a massage there, some Beer Lao here, spicy papaya salad there … and so it went until the girls boarded a bus for Vang Vieng on Tuesday afternon.

Tracey found some hot boxers at Home Ideal, which she tried on in the middle of the store to my amusement and the store clerk’s dismay.
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TZ and Andrea at That Dam, the 14th-century “black stupa” which legends say was once coated in a layer of gold and/or houses a dormant seven-headed dragon.
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Buying sweet potatoes from a street vendor (unfortunately, they turned out to be taro … still sweet, but not the same).
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TZ posing in front of a stage at the Morning Market, where two singers were lip syncing while bubble machines and dry ice set the mood.
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The ladies in a tuk tuk. I miss you already!
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False Summits

There’s a name for everything. Yesterday I learned about “false summits.” Those are the tops of excruciatingly steep hills – where you creep up on your bike in the lowest gear, sucking deep desperate gulps of air, pain searing through your hamstrings, your heart audibly booming in your chest, telling yourself, “I’m almost there, gasp, I can do it, gasp, I can rest on the downhill, gasp…” – only to find that you’re not really at the top. A little bend in the road and – surprise! – the incline continues.

Team Dai’s training ride this week took us to the Nam Ngum Reservoir. We met at 6:30 a.m. at the Patuxai Monument in town, as always, and loaded our bikes on top of a songtaew, which is an oversized tuk-tuk with a truck engine. I wanted to take a photo, but I had forgotten to take my iPhone out of the little bag velcroed to my bike seat, and I didn’t think about it till my bike was securely roped on the roof of the songtaew. Here’s a Google image of a songtaew (from home.arcor.de); just imagine a cloudy day with 12 bikes strapped on top of the songtaew and one inside with the passengers.
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We drove for about an hour to Dansavanh. There, we unloaded the bikes and cycled to the base of the dreaded hills. Our goal on this day was to get a feel for tackling the mountains – both the challenge of climbing up and the control necessary for going down on less-than-smooth, rain-slicked, sandy roads. (We’re training for a 3-day, 400-kilometer ride north through the mountains to Phonsavan in March. See my previous Team Dai posts for details.)

Ready to go!
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For six kilometers (almost four miles), we pedaled up – sometimes on such steep angles that my front tire lifted off the ground – and raced down. My triceps ached from anxiously gripping the brakes so tightly. Some riders clocked their descents at nearly 70 kmh (43 mph)! I’m sure I didn’t come close.

The ride took us to a pathetic casino at the edge of the reservoir. Decorated in an Egyptian theme, it featured hieroglyphics, sphinxes and other cheesy ornamentation. We popped in to the shabby lobby for a toilet break and then met outside for a short rest.

Here we are outside the casino. The Lao worker who took this photo struggled with my iPhone and took about 30 blurry images. This is the best, even though the whole team isn’t pictured. That’s me, third from the right.
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Here, the team recharges with snacks and drinks.
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This was the view before we took off again.
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And then we doubled back on those same agonizing hills. When we regrouped, we all decided to ride back to Vientiane instead of taking the songtaew. After about an hour, we stopped at a roadside “restaurant” and ate some noodle soup, which gave us a much-needed energy boost. At 3 p.m., I pulled up to the gate of my house. Total distance today: about 80 kilometers (50 miles), although I think the hills should count triple.

Another Glorious Training Ride

I chalked up another 50+ kilometers on my bike this morning with Team Dai. We rode out of the city center and then turned on to the smoothest paved road I’ve seen in Laos. It was built for the Southeast Asian Games (which took place in Vientiane in December) and led to one of the stadiums. Now that the games are over, big concrete blocks prevent cars from accessing the road, and work is under way to extend the road all the way to the Friendship Bridge that links Laos and Thailand across the Mekong River.

We wriggled our bikes through the barrier and enjoyed a comfy, flat, scenic, traffic-free ride for a few kilometers. Once we passed the turn-off to the stadium, though, the road turned to dirt. Still, it was relatively smooth dirt. Soon we encountered the road workers and their heavy equipment, which kicked up lots of dust, but the riding was easy and the views were spectacular. In this photo, I’m posing in front of an expansive rice paddy where a farmer was “herding” hundreds of ducks.
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Eventually, the dirt road intersected with the main artery leading past the Friendship Bridge and back into town. Although one rider argued for staying on asphalt, she was outvoted by others who wanted to pedal along the canal. I had never done the canal ride, so I just kept my mouth shut. I quickly realized why she had lobbied for the paved road. The canals were lined with farms, trees and friendly locals, but the path was a series of packed-earth craters. At one point, I shouted out, “Are we riding on the moon?”

These rides have brought so much bliss to my weekends.
Exhaustion, a sore bum, ears full of dirt, and bugs in my teeth, as well, … but mostly bliss!
Why am I doing it? See my other posts about Team Dai.

Mussels at Chok Dee

Vientiane sometimes feels like a VERY small town. News travels quickly, and I’m guessing there are about 2 degrees of separation between each expat here. So when a Belgian restaurateur started driving to Thailand each weekend to buy mussels that he serves up nine different ways with a selection of imported beers, his Mekong-side café soon became a hot spot. Tony and I tried it out Saturday night. We ordered one batch of mussels “escargot style,” which means broiled with butter, garlic and breadcrumbs, and another batch in a white wine cream sauce. Accompanied by fries, a couple Hoegaarden beers, and a lively ambience, it was a delicious departure from the usual Lao fare.
The restaurant is called Chok Dee, which means “good luck” in Lao.
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Dam Daytrip

Tony and I have spent the last week of our long winter break hanging around Vientiane. We ride our bikes in the countryside, walk around town, try new restaurants and chill out at home. One of our favorite places to relax is at our patio table under the mango tree. Unfortunately, that little oasis has been transformed into auditory hell, thanks to a construction project next door. When Tony walked over to check it out, he discovered they’re using recycled lumber and hand-planing each board one at a time. In case you’ve never heard the sound of a hand-planer, it’s comparable to fingernails on a chalkboard with the volume on max. So when we’re home, we stay inside with the doors and windows shut tight in a futile effort to drown out the nerve-shattering noise.

That’s why it was such a relief when another teaching couple, Tom and Karel, invited us for a daytrip to the Nam Ngum Reservoir, about 90 kilometers north of Vientiane. The reservoir was created in 1971 by the construction of a hydroelectric dam across the Nam Ngum River.

They picked us up in their newly overhauled car, and we headed out of town. Soon our little city was out of sight, out of mind. Farmers wearing conical woven hats stood in knee-deep water to plant clumps of rice. Water buffalo pulled plows through heavy mud. Villagers rested in the shade of thatched-roof platforms raised above the rice paddies. We stopped for lunch alongside the river, and then Tom drove up into the hills. Far away from the hand planer and the traffic of Vientiane, we sipped sodas at a peaceful guesthouse overlooking the reservoir.

Lunch on the Nam Ngum River.
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Overlooking the reservoir.
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Kooky Karaoke

When we lived in China, one of the Filipina teaching assistants sold me a karaoke system. She had heard me wishing for one, and she said, “All Filipinos have karaoke! I have two.”
It’s so fantastic and so simple. There’s a microphone and a book with thousands of song titles. You just plug the mic into the TV, flip through the book, pick a song, and punch the song code into the microphone keypad. Voila! Magic!
The music is a little tinny, the lyrics on the TV are sometimes just a wee bit wrong, and the background graphics can be strange (a bright-eyed lemur, Big Ben, a canal in the Netherlands…). But it’s still heaps of fun.
On Friday, I invited some Lao girlfriends over to play. They did not mess around.

They brought a ridiculous amount of yummy treats, and then they got down to business. Huddled over the songbook, they made a list of their choices and then took turns in the spotlight. Mai was a bit of a mic hog, but with good reason. She had a gorgeous singing voice. Actually, most of them did. I was concerned that they wouldn’t like the song selections, but they knew more of the titles than I did.

Ton had brought a boy named Phu. He didn’t speak English, and he just sat in a chair clutching a pillow and taking pictures on command for the whole evening. He was so courteous and sweet. After he drank some Pepsi, he self-consciously slipped into the kitchen to wash his glass. As usual, Tony greeted the first arrivals and then bolted.

Carbo-loading for the songfest. Ton, Not, Lae and Nang chow down on the snacks.
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Keo, Addie and Ton pick songs.
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My mic is a prop. It’s not even plugged in. That’s Keo and Nang in the back; Ton, Lae, Mai and moi in the front.
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YMCA!!!
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At one point, I noticed the songstress crowd had thinned. That’s when I realized they were using my camera and staging a fashion shoot on my Chinese daybed. Such lovely ladies!

Here, the gang sings “Every Time You Go Away” by Paul Young.

Meditating With Monks

After giving our bodies a good workout with the morning bike ride on Saturday, Megan and I gave our minds a good workout with an afternoon meditation at Wat Sokpaluang.

Although I can barely maneuver the motorbike with just me on it, I nervously drove the two of us the short distance to the temple. We walked around the shady grounds and sat on a bench for a while to listen to the monks chanting.

At 4 p.m., we climbed the steps to the covered deck of a small chapel, where three monks greeted us, and rows of cushions were laid out for visitors to sit facing the little Buddha shrine. About 20 people showed up for the meditation. The leader (a man from India, maybe?) noted that the temple started offering free weekly meditation sessions about 12 years ago for the local expats, but after a mention in the Lonely Planet guidebook, it now serves mostly tourists.

He explained that we would be practicing Vipassana (insight) Meditation. He gave us a silent mantra for the sitting meditation: “Bhu” on the inhale, “dho” on the exhale. We sat for about 20 minutes until he rang a bell, signaling the start of a walking meditation. At that point, we all got up and walked slowly around the chapel building for about 20 minutes, following his instructions for focusing our minds. At the signal, we returned to our cushions for another 20 minutes of seated meditation.

I was surprisingly successful at first. I stuck with the mantra and kept my focus on my breath. Every time a thought popped in to my head, I put it in a little boat and sailed it away. During the walking meditation, I also managed to stay in the moment and only needed a couple little boats to ferry away my invasive thoughts. Then it all fell apart during the final seated meditation. My back hurt from sitting up straight, and my mind wandered incessantly: Where would we go for dinner? I don’t want Megan to leave tomorrow! Don’t judge the two girls wearing next to nothing at the temple meditation. Boy, that coffee gave me the jitters. Ooooh, I can hear some monks chanting in a different temple building. Cool, now they’re banging some gongs. Ha! Every time, they bang the gongs, the neighborhood dogs bark their heads off. Shut up, brain!

So I spent 20 minutes in physical agony while a whole armada played bumper boats in my mind.

Still, I enjoyed the experience and told the leader I hoped to be back.

Here, Megan is relieved to have survived the motorbike ride and is ready to meditate at Sokpaluang Temple.
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Cycling Sisters

Now that I’m back in Vientiane, it’s time to get back in the cycling groove. Team Dai is training for a 3-day, 400-kilometer ride to Phonsavan in March. I’m excited that they changed the destination from Luang Prabang (only because now I’ve BEEN to Luang Prabang – see my posts from last week, but I haven’t been to Phonsavan).

My sister Megan is visiting, so I proposed that we join Team Dai’s Saturday training ride. She agreed – with the disclaimer that she’s a runner not a cyclist, and I would have to promise to turn back whenever she got tired. “Sure,” I said. “No problem!”

We lowered the seat on Tony’s bike, and I generously gave up my gel seat cover for Megan’s tender bottom. And off we went. We met the team at the Patuxai Monument at 7 a.m. The route started on a paved road, but really “paved” is such a relative word. In many parts of the world, “paved” means smooth flat asphalt, which is a very nice surface for riding a bike. On this particular road, “paved” meant a hilly path with pockets of tar, pockets of rocks, and pockets of dirt. I can’t believe we didn’t (a) get a flat, or (b) lose any teeth.

About 30 minutes into the ride, Megan said, “I think I’m gonna want to turn back soon.” I ignored her the first few times. Then the team stopped for a pee break, and she said it more forcefully, “I think it’s time to TURN BACK.” So I had to ‘fess up. “Meg, I have no idea how to get home from here,” I said. She was not pleased. My sisterly vibe was sensing a major undercurrent of hate. But she put on a happy face and soldiered on. She’s such a trooper.

Our next rest stop was at a little waterfall. We ate bananas and chatted with the team. The ride organizer, Paul, explained that the hilly part of the ride was over. Then we rode out of the park, turned left and saw a small mountain. Later, Paul said, “Sorry, I forgot about that one!”

Eventually, we reached the Mekong River and followed it back to town. That’s when the pretense of pavement ended. No more pockets of tar; just pockets of rocks and dirt. When we dared to pull our eyes away from the obstacle course of a path, the scenery was gorgeous – rice fields, forests, villages, and all the usual goings on you see in river communities. Every time we rode through a village, children stopped playing to yell out “Sabaidee!” or just stare at the wacky group of “falang” with their fancy bikes and silly helmets.

Eventually, after 3 ½ hours and about 37 miles, we emerged in the middle of Vientiane and headed straight to a café for breakfast. I can’t even describe how much dirt coated our bodies. Meg had a little mud mustache from the sweat mixed with reddish dust, and I looked like I’d just spent a lot of money on bronzing powder. Later, we dragged our battered bodies to Manee Spa (across the street from my house) for a massage, but they were fully booked. We almost cried. Instead, we bought iced coffees from my favorite streetside coffee lady, Saeng, and watched Kung Fu Panda on TV.

For more on this fascinating topic, check out my earlier post on Team Dai and/or the team’s own website.

Megan rarin’ to go at the Patuxai Monument in Vientiane.
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Megan feeling a little less enthusiastic at the waterfall break stop.
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