Sometimes, when you spend an extended period of time on the toilet because stress over the new school year in this far-away place has made your bladder seize up, …

… you stare at the plastic boxes that hold your year’s supply of toothpaste, Citrucel, hair dye, and other toiletries, …

… and you realize that your new contacts enable you to actually read the label on one of the boxes, …

… and you suddenly burst into laughter, pee, and realize everything is going to be OK.