My friend Candice recorded Santa’s entrance at last night’s Christmas party. Played by the school’s tae kwondo instructor, Santa was a hit with kids and adults alike. His vocal inflection was more “ghost” than “Santa,” but he clearly has a big heart.

Before Candice added the speech bubbles, I tried to transcribe his comments, but this is all I got:

Sit dowwwwn! Sit dowwwwn! I have a xxxx. Sit dowwwwn!
I come a mountain! I come a mountain!
This year, have a ice and have a snowwww!
I want to cooooold!
Xxxx
And then I go to ….
Xxx
Merry Christmas (teacher?), happy new year!

I would have sworn he said something about a spaceship.